Chase Congleton
As of the publication of this article, all delegates and participants in the Oklahoma Intercollegiate Legislature must legally support Lady Gaga’s next album. Even if you claim to not like Lady Gaga’s music, there has to be…no, it’s impossible to hate Lady Gaga. In preparation for the next album by Mother Monster herself, feel free to listen to the album you’ve been assigned based on what you are in O.I.L.
House of Representatives – ARTPOP
There’s nothing to say here besides that it’s alright to admit that you aren’t always right. Sometimes, it’s good to take a step back and calm down. Your caucusing is loud, your debates are abrasive and your “Applause” is “Dope.” You have quite the “Aura” and always seem to “Do What U Want.” The general public would find most of you distasteful, but fans of you will consider you some of the best parts of the organization.
Senate – Joanne
Are the House of Representatives done reading this article? Yes? Ok, “ARTPOP” is loud and not for everyone. However, you are a “Joanne.” This album features a blend of rock, country and pop songs that most people can enjoy. There’s “A Million Reasons” why you are underrated and that, for sure, is no “Perfect illusion.” Your calm and collected demeanor gives you a “Diamond Heart.” Once you strike down the House’s bills, you always have them “Dancin’ in Circles.”
Press Corp – A Star is Born
Press Corp, you have had quite possibly one of the most shocking comebacks of O.I.L. After this session, I, for one, will “Always Remember Us This Way.” Everyone has been watching your videos, laughing at the photos you’ve posted and reading your articles, all of which have talked about a variety of topics. You did that to them. “Why did you do that?” To summarize, you are in the “Shallow” and everyone is singing your chorus.
Moot Court/Supreme Court – Born This Way
You are in the hardest working period of your life and, if you make it to the finals, all eyes are on you because you’re on the “Edge of Glory.” I don’t know how you’re brain functions to be able to do this competition, but I know that you’re “Born This Way.” Even though some of you defend “Judas,” “You and I” will “Marry the Night.” Keep on studying those court cases you “Government Hooker.”
Executive Branch – The Fame/The Fame Monster
The elephant in the room is that everyone knows who you are. You always have to answer your “Telephone,” avoid the “Paparazzi” and maintain a “Poker Face” throughout the competitions. Don’t get in a “Bad Romance” with the other delegates. Instead, “Just Dance!” It’s gonna be okay! I could say more to boost your ego, but “Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say).”