By Journalist Macy Baca (SE).
Surely it was only a few weeks ago that the closing joint session of OIL was adjourned and everyone returned to their respective universities, both exhausted and exhilarated from the events of the week. It seems impossible, and yet four full months have passed since those Capitol doors closed behind the last delegates, promising to see them soon. Today, the opening joint session for OIL brought overwhelming nostalgia for many, as old friends reunited, nominations were made, and acceptance speeches gracefully given. After time apart, it’s refreshing to see a few familiar faces, as well as several new ones. Pictured here in his patriotic glory is one of the new faces, Senator Humphrey from Oral Roberts University.
This zero-star delegate brought more than a red bowtie, white button-up, and blue suit to session. It’s clear from perusing the bill packet that Senator Humphrey has been working on his legislation, which stands out from the crowd in its unique tone and precise vocabulary. Either of his bills are sure to inspire conversation and spur debate among the delegates in the House and Senate. The “John 8:32” Act of 2023 mandates the teaching of critical theory in Oklahoma public high schools, empowering students to form their own opinions as they grow and mature into adults. A self-described pedant, Senator Humphrey makes the distinction between critical theory and critical race theory, a common misconception that he will hopefully have the opportunity to address from the dais before the end of session.
Of course, critical theory is not the only trick that this delegate has up his sleeve. The humorously named “Don’t Say Gay” Act, also authored by Senator Humphrey, promises to ban the use of the word “gay” as a pejorative, punishing those who refuse to comply with fines or jail time. This author’s explanation is looking to be unmissable, and hopefully this delegate is well-prepared for the questions to come pouring in. For Senator Humphrey, excitement has begun to replace the stress from the weeks leading up to session, an experience that many returning delegates are surely familiar with. Apprehensive as he may be, this senator welcomes the challenge of presenting this legislation, providing him with numerous opportunities to think on his feet.